The Big Bang Theory - Episode 6.09 - The Parking Lot Escalation - BBT Taping Report

Thanks to Patrick for the heads up.

[University Cafeteria]

The guys (Leonard, Howard, Raj) walk into the room with their trays of food whilst Leonard and Raj are bickering about something. They're telling each other that their arguments are invalid and Leonard is trying to tell Raj he's being stubborn and Raj tells Leonard he isn't properly thinking about the information he's got.

Raj says, "Mummies and zombies are the SAME thing."
Leonard says, "Mummies are wrapped up by bandages!"
"That's called a fashion choice."

After a minute of this Leonard says, "Fine, but you brought this upon yourself. Sheldon, get 'em."
Sheldon looks up from his cup of tea and says, "They are not the same thing. If a zombie bites you, you turn into a zombie. If a mummy bites you, then you're just some schmoe with a mummy bite. Like a zombie that's been eaten from the waist down, you sir, have no leg to stand on."

Leonard pulls a mini cookie out of one of those snack bags of little chocolate chip cookies. "Here, have a cookie." Sheldon takes the cookie, "Ohhh, thank you!" (I actually found this weird, that he was eating food that someone else touched. I'm sure other people will notice this as well.)

Howard sits down and joins in. "Hey, how's it going?"
Leonard says, "Fine, just zombies and mummies again."
Howard sighs and immediately looks to Raj, "They're NOT the same thing.
Leonard says, "You get a cookie, too."
Howard gives him a raised eyebrow but takes it and says thanks. He starts to reach into his pocket and said, "Guess who picked up their new car?"
Raj says, "Ohhh, congratulations! Does it still have that new car smell?"
"Yep! As long as I can keep my mother out of it." (lol) "Yeah, it's parked right out front of the building and you can check it out later if you want. In spot 294."

Sheldon sounds startled. "294?"
"Yes, 294." Howard repeats.
"That's my parking spot."
Raj says, "So? You don't even have a car. You don't even drive!"
"It doesn't matter. It's my spot."
Howard says, "You aren't even using it."
"But it's my spot. It's a perfect spot, too. It's a corner space which cuts the possibility of door dents in half. It's a mere 28 steps from the entrance to the building, and it's under a tree that provides nice shade in the summer, which is also home to a nice squirrel. That's nice* [*wrong word, can't remember, sorry] considering most squirrels are real jerks."
Howard just looks at him.
Sheldon says firmly, "Now move your car out of my spot."
"No!"
Sheldon says, "Well, then..."

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