The Big Bang Theory - Episode 5.22 - The Stag Convergence - Full Taping Report

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The four guys eating at the Cafeteria. On the first take it started with Sheldon just laughing to himself. Then it started with Sheldon having an internal conversation (moving his lips a little but not saying anything outloud, expressions like he was responding to things), then laughing a bit. He says he wishes the others could see inside his head, the conversation is sparkling. The others glance up then go back to their food. Sheldon says alright, he’ll tell them – the lichen is an organism that consists of two species – fungi and algae. He asks if they could merge with another species, which would it be, any why. “Hint – there is a correct answer. And none of you will get it.”

Raj says he’d pick the swan – the resulting hybrid would have the industrial civilization of humans, and also the long graceful neck he’s always wanted. Sheldon says wrong, and turns to Leonard. He says a horse, mostly for the heights… but also a little for the genital girth. Sheldon tells him no, and also let’s try to keep it clean. Howard says he’d pick the kangaroo, because then he’d be a kangajew, and also the first of his people to slam dunk a basketball. Leonard says that then instead of living in his mother’s house, he could live in her body.


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