The 15,000-square-foot house, located in L.A.’s Country Club Park, recently hit the market.
Some of the highlights:
Six bedrooms for making demon babies and losing your afterlife virginity
Five spacious bathrooms where mistresses can luxuriate and psychopaths can murder nurses
A Halloween party-ready grand ballroom — just be careful when bobbing for apples!
Tiffany stained glass windows to stylishly shield homeowners from nosy neighbors and leering, disfigured men
Six vintage-tile fireplaces with accompanying pokers (gently used)
A formal dining room, ideal for indulging in your hankering for raw brains
A large solarium in case the fertile soil in the background isn’t enough to satisfy your green thumb
The house is available for a mere $4.5 million.
Would you live in Murder House?
Read more at EW
American Horror Story - Real "Murder House" for sale
14 Dec 2011
American Horror Story
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I would be terrified to even set foot in that house, let alone live in it!
ReplyDeleteha, I'd love it :)
ReplyDeleteI'd be more than happy to live in that house! haha! It's just a shame I can only afford $4.4 million :/
ReplyDeleteCouldn't get in inside for a million,Ha!
ReplyDeleteI would not be able to live there, I think the images of the show would keep running through my mind and I would imagine a ghost around every corner.
ReplyDeleteI bet some idiot buys it and then spends years never leaving it despite you know a load of weird shit happening!
ReplyDeleteThe Harmons are awfully worried about their finances, yet they drop 4.5 million on their new family home?
ReplyDeletePriorities, people!
Just a tip to any potential buyer, just don't plan on razing it to make way for condos or what ever (if you value your genitals/life).....
ReplyDelete"Tiffany stained glass windows to stylishly shield homeowners from nosy neighbors and leering, disfigured men"
ReplyDeleteLOL.