"OH...STRANGE MAN...T**** BAR...A GREAT INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY...BEAUTY PAGEANT!"
Nothing's more inspiring than finding awful things that we Americans do and then twisting them around to be the patriotic! The more Frank tried to look less creepy, the more he looked like some kind of psychopath. I love the whole part where these women leave their children in a bar with these sociopaths! Nothing like snarky little brats filling a bar while an obese man sucks down pizza and wheezes to himself tragically.
So who's participating in this pageant? A snippy little "star," a yankee doodle dandy boy, a random prostitute's handling the soundboard, and there's a delusional mortician lurking around with a dry mouth... So, there's that. Meanwhile, the true story is how the gang does their very best to take the children out of the equation and make the entire show all about themselves! So it's pretty much exactly what they're always up to!
Meanwhile, Frank just becomes increasingly disturbing to behold, as he repeats to the crowd how "legitimate" his "kid show" is... Sweet Dee airs out her mommy issues in a crass performance, but they still manage to save the most uncomfortably funny parts for the end!
Stick around for the big twist at the end as well!
WATCH IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, TONIGHT @10PM ON FX!
"I'M NOT GONNA DIDDLE YOUR KIDS!"
I give this episode THREE OUT OF FIVE TINY TIARAS.
The episode was disturbing, but it's okay for this show to be disturbing. That's what make Sunny such a great and funny show. The whole thing with the little boy being in the beauty pageant was like lol + wtf.
ReplyDeleteProbably the weakest episode so far, but still funny as hell. Mac looked ridiculous in his outfits, Frank looked insane and the whole pageant thing was just weird. Definitely gave me a lot of laughs.
ReplyDeleteI agree! Not nearly as good as the last two but still hysterical! The part where the mortician came out of nowhere asking for water... I just couldn't breath for a second or two...
ReplyDeleteWatching next week's episode right now, and already it's hilarious! I think this one might be a really good one.
Had to shower afterward. Great episode.
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