The Premise: Cal is running around robbing banks all wacked off of Scooby snacks.
The Personal: Cal and Detective Wallowski play “Cops and Robbers: The Manwhore Edition,” Gillian finds their relationship laughable, and our little Loker becomes a man.
The Resolution: Through a neat bit of Reservoir Dogs-style reverse storytelling, it’s revealed that Cal gets involved with the robbery when he stumbles onto an ex-con, Mike Salinger, casing the bank during a routine visit. Meanwhile, Foster has frozen their accounts after finding out Cal’s publisher threatened to place a lien against his assets—i.e., The Lightman Group—due to an unfulfilled book contract. Though she later agrees to unfreeze the accounts and assist in the investigation of the impending bank heist, his partner also insists on hiring a grad student to help write his book.
Posing as a former bank employee with insider information, Cal infiltrates the group planning to rob the bank while simultaneously working with new friend Wallowski to thwart the crime. Wallowski tells him Salinger went to prison for assaulting one of the bank’s managers when his claim that his mortgage had been miscalculated went ignored. Realizing Salinger’s claim was true all along, Cal tries to convince him to walk away from the robbery. Unfortunately, he can’t let go of his need for revenge and winds up arrested along with his accomplices. Cal and Gillian arrange for Salinger’s wife to keep her home.
What We Learned from this Episode:
- Loker’s other testicle really has dropped. Apparently, he decided to celebrate by getting a haircut and looking for a new job.
- TPTB haven’t killed off Agent Reynolds… yet. When questioned about his former associate, Cal’s reply is oblique at best. Hopefully fans will get some kind of closure for Mekhi Phifer’s character at some point in the not-too-distant future.
- Mommy and Daddy are having problems. Plural. Between his irresponsible (and sometimes asinine) actions, her control issues, their financial problems and all that unresolved sexual tension, The Lightman Group’s parental units are on the outs. Maybe they should try couples counseling. Or maybe they should just get a room.
- Cal is kind of a dick. Okay, this one isn’t really news, but since he caps off the episode by telling his Leo, “You mess with my finances again, you and I are through,” it does bear repeating. Are Cal and Gillian headed for a break up?
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