A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.
ARROW, "Midnight City", 28th January, 2015
Daniel van der Veer: Ray "I gotta be honest, I'd feel a little more confident in your aeronautic abilities if you knew, for instance, that helicopters don't actually have keys."
Felicity "They don't have keys?"
Ray "No."
Laurel "So you don't have to worry. I'm not going to be putting on that mask again. I'm not strong enough to fight for Sara."
Felicity "Maybe you're not supposed to. Maybe it's not about Sara, or Oliver or anyone else that we care about who we lost. Maybe what we're doing, we've been doing because there are people that we care about that are still alive. Maybe we're doing it for them."
BANSHEE, "Real Life Is The Nightmare", 30th January, 2015
Bradley Adams: Job "So why aren't we already doing 95 out of this sh*t hole?"
Hood "Could be she won't turn me in."
Job "Let me explain something to you. There are fake cops - that's you - and there are real cops - that's her. Difference being real cops will turn your ass in." also picked by sandi
Jackson "Call the police!"
Savoy Club worker "Uh, he is the police."
sandi: Aimee "Chayton is gonna see this as a declaration of war."
Lucas "Yeah, well, that's Proctor's problem."
Aimee "Well, what are we gonna do about it?"
Lucas "Nothing."
Aimee "What?"
Lucas "We stay the f*ck out of it."
ELEMENTARY, "The One that Got Away", 29th January, 2015
Justyna Kubica: Kitty "Do you know what I haven't said to anyone in a really long time? I love you. Isn't that the saddest thing?"
Dahne: Sherlock "You were right the other day at the morgue when you said I couldn't possibly know what you're feeling. I thought perhaps this is what you needed."
Kitty "It is."
Sherlock "I was less certain so I returned to the business at hand. I thought that if Watson and I could bring Gruner to justice before you acted, you would be spared the decision that you have to make regarding his life. If on the other hand we could not undo Gruner..."
Kitty "So why are you here now?"
Sherlock "When I returned to London last year, I had certain expectations. Exactly none of them were met. Our crossing paths changed things for me. You...um, you saved me. I'd like to return the favor."
Kitty "This is a favor? Interfering."
Sherlock "If you decide that killing Gruner is going to make you feel whole again, I won't stop you, but I'd be remiss if I didn't tell you that we had found a way to expose him."
Kitty "What does that have to do with me? With what he did to me?"
Sherlock "Nothing. Everything. I wish I could tell you. Whatever you decide, you must understand that you will always be special to me. You will always be my friend."
Watson "You should be careful, Del. We're not in some basement. I don't have duct tape around my eyes and wrists. Let go or we'll find out how you do against a woman who can actually fight back."
EYE CANDY, "HBTU", 26th January, 2015
Dahne: Sophia "I'm sorry but my sparkle is under protective custody until Lindy figures out her psycho situation."
Sophia "We liked him, back when we were positive the other guy was the one killing people."
GALAVANT, "My Cousin Izzy" & "It's All in the Executions", 25th January, 2015
Sylvie C: King Richard "And now, like every great king that has come before us, we shall choose a champion to fight in our stead while we watch from a safe distance while sloppily eating over-sized turkey legs."
King Richard "I mean, sure I’ll kidnap a woman and force her to marry me. But after that, I’m all about a woman’s rights. I’m a modern 13th century man."
Dahne: Narrator "Will Gareth and the queen, rule the entire scene? Will all the singing kill our Nielsen ratings? Sid, the peasants, the entire crew, Will they be back for season 2?"
Richard "Well I'm so sorry if I upset you the night before you probably kill me."
GREY'S ANATOMY, "Where Do We Go From Here", 25th January, 2015
Robert Fruin: Meredith "When shock wears off, when the body can accept that a trauma has happened, when it can let down its defenses, it's a scary moment. It's vulnerable. The shock response had protected us, and it just might have saved us"
Meredith "I'm going to miss you"
Derek "This can work. We can make this work. We will"
HART OF DIXIE, "Red Dye #40", 30th January, 2015
Justyna Kubica: Lemon "I'm a southern lady. My methods of warfare are purely psychological."
HELIX, "Scion", 30th January, 2015
Robert Fruin: Julia "The immortals have scattered to the winds. Our time is over. The TXM-7 pandemic is destroying us. I just want to save the few who are left"
Hatake "I knew they would send someone. I did not think it would be you"
HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER, "Hello, Raskolnikov", 29th January, 2015
Robert Fruin: Annalise Keating "No, listen, what you did tonight had to be done. He killed that girl and for that he deserved to die. Trust me. I got you into this and it's my job to get you out of it. Now go and do what you've been told" also picked by Bradley Adams
Annalise Keating "Let me help you. Let me help you. Because if you do, I promise you will get away with this" also picked by Bradley Adams & Daniel van der Veer
Daniel van der Veer: Connor (to Michaela) "Do you want to be married or go to jail?"
REIGN, "Banished", 29th January, 2015
sandi: Catherine "I admit I was slow to put it together, much to my poor daughter Claude's misfortune. Then I heard Bash has taken away your estate, told you to leave. I started thinking. The nanny may believe that the wind blew open the nursery windows. That isn't possible. They have latches on them. Human hands had to open them. Jealous hands. It never occurred to me that a mother would do this to another mother's child.
Don't you want to beg for your life?"
Diane "You're a hypocrite. How many mother's children have you killed?"
Catherine "Oh, indignation instead of groveling? I suppose that'll do. This is for killing my babies. This is for taking my husband. Tearing my family apart. And this is for turning my daughter against me."
Diane (gasping as Catherine strangles her) "I did it for Henry. All of it."
Catherine "How perfect! He did it all for Henry, too! You loved him so much? He's all yours."
SLEEPY HOLLOW, "Kali Yuga", 26th January, 2015
Sylvie C: Katrina "A modern witch specializing in house work, it hardly sounds progressive."
Ichabod "Oh no no, Ms. Poppins seems quite fulfilled."
Mark Ondo: Ichabod "I'll admit.. I was excited, I may have acted rashly."
Abbie "I'll make sure to put that on your tombstone."
THE 100, "Survival of the Fittest", 28th January, 2015
Robert Fruin: Lincoln "The world's been trying to turn me into a monster for as long as I can remember"
Jaha "Good can come out of even the darkest acts"
Justyna Kubica: Murphy: "Camp You is that way." also picked by Daniel van der Veer
Daniel van der Veer: Bellamy (referring to Octavia) "You're good for her. You made her strong."
Lincoln "She was already strong."
THE FLASH, "The Sound and the Fury", 27th January, 2015
Dahne: Barry "You have never even mentioned his name."
Caitlin "That's because Hartley had a challenging personality."
Cisco "What she means is he was mostly a jerk...but every once in awhile, he could be a d**."
Hartley "I was thinking of calling myself Pied Piper."
Cisco "Hey, I assign the names around here, although that one's not bad."
THE MUSKETEERS, "Emilie", 30th January, 2015
sandi: d'Artagnan "Did you hear all that?"
Athos "Mmm."
d'Artagnan "What are you going to do?"
Athos "I'm going to drink."
d'Artagnan "And do you want to be alone?"
Athos "No."
d'Artagnan "Wine?"
Athos "Yes."
Athos "Your visions are from soup, not God."
Constance "We think you've been drugged. Perhaps for a long time."
Aramis "Your mother's been poisoning you."
Emilie "My mother? My mother loves me. She would never hurt me, I don't believe you!"
Aramis "Athos will watch over you. He has some experience in these matters."
