A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.
AMERICAN HORROR STORY, "Orphans", 17th December, 2014
Maximilian Conte: Desiree Dupree "You finished? Hmm? Good. Now you clean allllll this shit up!"
Desiree Dupree "I wasn't born on a farm but I do know bullshit when I smell it, and I gotta say... that is some bullshit."
Her delivery of every line is so animated and hilarious, these two really stuck out this week.
ATLANTIS, "The Grey Sisters", 20th December, 2014
sandi: Pasiphae "I believe we are more similar than you think. And what makes you think that? I cannot pretend to be as virtuous as you.
But I too have principles, beliefs that I am prepared to die for. Atlantis is a great city. I will not see it destroyed because Ariadne is too weak to defend it."
Jason "She defends it from you."
Pasiphae "You think I am the only threat? Our enemies are watching, they will seek to exploit Ariadne's weakness. We cannot let that happen."
Jason "Ariadne is the rightful heir to the throne."
Pasiphae "Ariadne's father usurped the King. She has no more right to the throne than I. Or you for that matter."
Pasiphae "I don't believe you're ready to hear what I need to tell you. But there will come a time, soon."
Jason "Please. I want to know what you mean."
Pasiphae "I am not who you believe me to be."
Jason "You are exactly who I believe you to be."
HART OF DIXIE, "Kablang", 15th December, 2014
Tonya Papanikolas: Wade "What is this?"
Zoe "Haven't you seen the movie? We've been reverse parent-trapped!"
NCIS, "House Rules", 16th December, 2014
Daniel van der Veer: McGee "Every moment with you from growing up to these last few days. It meant something to me. It takes a man to make a man. You've helped make me one. Before I say goodbye dad, I just want to say thank you for everything. Merry Christmas dad. I love you."
Such an emotional scene where McGee said goodbye to his father.
NCIS: LOS ANGELES, "Humbug", 15th December, 2014
Tonya Papanikolas: Kensi "Just you and me - Kensi and Deeks, Deeks and Kensi. Alone we're bold, we're brash, we can move mountains. And together we're, um..."
Deeks "We're safe."
Kensi "Yeah, together we're safe."
Deeks "Yeah, I know."
Kensi "I want to be bold, Deeks. But I want to be bold with you."
Deeks "So no more games then?"
Kensi " No more games."
Deeks "Chips on the table."
Kensi "All in."
Deeks "All in."
Kensi "Tonight..."
Deeks " Tomorrow..."
Kensi "And the day after..." (Deeks interrupts her to kiss her.)
Joelle "That's them - your family?"
Callen "Yeah. I'd like you to meet them - if you want."
Joelle "I can't. I can't meet them. Not until I meet you."
Callen "Okay. What do you want to know about me?"
Joelle "Well, how about we start with your first name?"
Callen (laughing) "That is a little bit complicated."
ONCE UPON A TIME, "Heroes and Villains", 14th December, 2014
Nirat Anop: Rumplestiltskin "Cruella! I thought I caught a whiff of desperation and gin."
Cruella "Shall I get you a steep stool so you can look me in the eye when you threaten me" Also picked by Sharon Seymour
Rumple "There’s no author of my fate, No storybook with my destiny."
Belle "You would never give up power for me Rumple, you never have and you never will. You told me that gauntlet could lead you to someone's weakness, to the thing they loved the most, well you know were it lead me Rumple, to the real dagger. You true love is your power."
Rumple "I like the power but theres nothing wrong with power, not that it means when I.. When we could have it all."
Belle "I just wanted you, I wanted to be chosen. I tried to be everything for you Rumple but I wasn't and I lost my way trying to help you find yourself, not anymore."
Rumple "Please Belle, I can make it up to you, I've changed once before, I can do it again"
Belle "You've never changed."
Rumple "Please"
Belle "No, it's too late. Once I saw the man behind the beast but now there's only a beast. Rumplestilskin, I command you to leave Storybooke.
Rumple "Belle, I don't want to loose you"
Belle "You already have."
Rumple "I'm afraid."
Cruella "The game is rigged. The villains never win."
PERSON OF INTEREST, "The Cold War", 16th December, 2014
Sharon Seymour: Root "Well, I'm glad we all agree you're going to stay put -- especially since we know it would be impossible to keep you locked up. Against your will, anyway."
THE 100, "Spacewalker", 17th December, 2014
Daniel van der Veer: Finn (after Clarke mercy-killed him) "Thanks princess!"
Lincoln “If death has no price, life has no worth.”
Abby "I'm not sending a child to his death."
Jaha “We send a 100 of them to the ground.”
Abby “That was another time... and another chancellor.”
Indra "You have courage. But courage isn't justice."
This episode had so many beautiful one-liners that are worty of being mentioned. These are among the ones standing out the most.
Sharon Seymour: Lincoln "We've all got a monster inside of us, Clarke. And we're all responsible for what it does when we let it out."
THE FALL, "Episode 2.06", 18th December, 2014
sandi: Spector "There's something I want to say to you something important. Watching you grow up has been the best thing that ever happened to me. I'm sorry for all the times that you needed a cuddle and I wasn't there. I'm sorry that the projects in my life took up so much time. I should have cherished every moment with you. I've heard you say that you want to be a doctor and a pizza maker and a pilot and a princess when you grow up. I just hope that one day, despite everything, that you can be happy."
Olivia "When are you coming home?"
Spector "Not for a while. I've got work to do here."
Olivia "Do you work for her?"
Spector "Sort of. And we have work to do."
Spector "There's clearly something going on between you."
Anderson "What?"
Spector "You and the fragrant Stella."
Anderson "Is that right?"
Spector "Let me give you some advice. If you haven't done it yet, don't. I've tasted both the fantasy and the deed. The fantasy is way more...piquant."
